A little bit about me...
Ever since Marge wrote a romance novel on an episode of The Simpsons, Ariel Bartlett knew she would one day like to become a writer. Eleven years later, she is an avid poet undertaking a PhD in creative writing at the University of Wollongong. Despite her use of third person, it's obvious she wrote this herself.
Ariel Eva Bartlett
Blogger, poet, PhD student, socially anxious recluse.
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